Thoughts while riding Dubai Metro

  1. Yes, continue smacking that gum like a camel. I hope that you get fined 200 dirhams.
  2. Wearing heels should count as having a disability.
  3. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Wait, everyone's asleep and they aren't getting fined. I mean, what's next, they'll just fine people for breathing? I'm just going to rest my eyes for 2 seconds....
  4. Why are people staring at me? 
  5. Ohmigod. Well, it's okay. I'll never have to see these people again. To them, I'm just that odd girl who fell asleep with her mouth wide open, and who leaned just a little against the horrified woman next to me. I didn't drool that much.
  6. Woops. Missed my stop. By five stations.
  7. Crap, no seats on this one too. Maybe if I stick out my stomach and rub it...
  8. Look, I'm not telling you how to run your life, or like change your belief system or something. Just please, wear some deodorant. 
  9. YOU, yes you, reading over my shoulder. If you can read this: STOP THAT.
  10. I don't doubt that "Tonight's gonna be a good night" for you, man listening to The Black Eyed Peas at 8 am, but for the rest of us, we're just trying to have a decent morning, and you're ruining  it. 
  11. Why did I forget my headphones?
  12. Taking the metro is being green, right? I'm a conscientious citizen of the world! I should get an award for this.
  13. Oh no, I recognize that sound. That's that baby from last week. Nooo...
  14. Ew. Ew. Ew. Cockroach!
  15. Could Roaches on a Train be a sequel to Snakes on a Plane?
  16. I wonder what it's like in Gold class...
  17. Woah, lady, calm down. The seat is yours. Congratulations!
  18. Aww... that baby is rather adorable when it's not being demon-spawn.
  19. Here's my stop. Okay people, let's practice this one more time. First, let people get off the train before you barge inside.
  20. Pfft... Who needs Gold class? 
(That's not me, I haven't had a chance yet to be this awesome. Photo credit: Bianca Francesca)

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