I've had disastrous experiences at the hairdresser's.
I think when I tell a hairdresser, "Just an inch, please." what they hear is, "I want you to chop half my hair off and make me cry, please."
I distrust hairdressers so much that I deluded myself into thinking that I could cut my own bangs. I could not.
However, I love bangs, and if you know me, you know that I'm smack dab in the middle of the safest hair zone ever: the "shoulder length layered hair, side swept bangs" zone.
But I've always wistfully looked at pictures of Zooey Deschanel (Otherwise known as the Queen of Perfect Bangs) and wondered what I'd look like with straight bangs.
Then just the other day I stumbled onto this website called easyHairStyler. You can upload a picture of yourself and then try out celebrity hairstyles and what-not.
Zooey's on this show called the New Girl with this gorgeous creature:
|Hannah Simone, with what will be henceforth referred to as "The Most Unnaturally Perfect Bangs of Pure Evil"|
So I wondered what I would look like with The Most Unnaturally Perfect Bangs of Pure Evil. The answer? Not very good.
I decided to move on, and just try and forget the horror that is me with The Most Unnaturally Perfect Bangs of Pure Evil, and onto Zooey's inncocent quirky locks.
And the fun continued...
|Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I really love your bangs, so could you give me your hairdresser's number, maybe?|
|I'd have to grow out my hair for years! Much longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage lasted... much, much longer.|
|He coke, he broke, his mother flies coach - I'm not sure those are the right lyrics... Sorry, Nicki, your hair hasn't made me magically rap better...|
|You don't know-oh-oh, you know your hair's beaut-i-ful. (FYI: None of the guy's hair was taken from the guys' section of |
the site. I'm not even kidding)
If you'd like to amuse yourself or need a hairstyle change like me, go on easyHairStyler.com